Can i not drive my cunt home
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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