Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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