in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well I just put wine in my tea
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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