He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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