Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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