it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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