the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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