If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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