awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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