FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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