That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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