I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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