Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
