went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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