no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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