i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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