Dual....:-)
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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