you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i think im in europe. pls send help
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
