So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The uberlube is also flammable
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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