She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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