i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
pray to the hookup gods
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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