The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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