That's intense
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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