come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hippo gnu deer
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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