halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize