it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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