Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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