and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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