Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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