32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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