I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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