Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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