people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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