You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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