He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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