Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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