All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
