I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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