"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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