my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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