I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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