before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
