that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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