so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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