Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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