Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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