I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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