he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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