so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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