Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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