WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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