it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize