Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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