But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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