can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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